posted on Sep 17 from javariscrittenton © fubugod with 328 notes
cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one


posted on Sep 17 from kanyewesticle © blastortoise-chan with 70,196 notes

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING


posted on Sep 17 from rooneey © spankmehardbarry with 2,187 notes

adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop


posted on Sep 17 from unclefather © jesus-frankenstein with 477,840 notes
tagged: #parks
melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder


posted on Sep 17 from lostmemoria © melissaannandthecool with 57,074 notes

jdude000:

OH MY GOD


posted on Sep 17 from fucksebastianstan © best-of-memes with 18,563 notes

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf


posted on Sep 17 from kanyewesticle © zayneronica with 136 notes
tagged: #lord have mercy

wildbambi:

Khaleesi & Jon Snow 


posted on Sep 17 from pumpkinspicedwitchcraft © wildbambi with 58,489 notes

kaets:

this is the most relatable vine i’ve ever watched


posted on Sep 17 from theatomicboom © kaets with 18,272 notes
tagged: #video

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population


posted on Sep 17 from rosaparking © lesbianmooncolony with 10,971 notes
animationsmears:

“Aladdin" (1992)

animationsmears:

Aladdin" (1992)


posted on Sep 17 from animationsmears with 427 notes

posted on Sep 17 from kanyewesticle © brekkabek with 101,129 notes

Here’s A Look Inside The Amazing New York Central Perk Pop-Up Shop

On Wednesday, Sept. 17, a Central Perk pop-up shop will be opening in New York City in honor of the 20th anniversary of the premiere of Friends. Inside, the gift and coffee shop is modeled after the place Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey spent most of their time. Yes, you can sit down on THE famous orange couch and enjoy a cup of coffee, courtesy of Eight O’Clock Coffee. You can also watch episodes while enjoying a special blend just for Friends fans, the Central Perk Roast.


posted on Sep 17 from pumpkinspicedwitchcraft © central-perk with 1,446 notes
tagged: #OMG

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake


posted on Sep 17 from rhyse © your-scallywag with 450,591 notes